Keep the plants alive while I'm away

A real one we send to a friend every summer. Copy the shape, swap the plants.

1
The big one by the window Half a cup of water every third day. If the top soil still looks dark, skip a day.
2
The tiny ones on the shelf A splash each on Sunday. They forgive forgetting; they don't forgive drowning.
⚠️ The orchid is drama — Two ice cubes on Monday. Anything more and it sulks for a month.
3
Rotate the fig a quarter turn It leans toward the light like it's trying to leave. Once a week.
4
Text me a photo on day five Not to check on you — I just miss them.